The climate expert…

What You Need To Know To Be A Climate Expert

• CO2 really messes up the climate
• CO2 makes weather more extreme. It makes droughts wetter and floods drier.
• CO2 loads the dice
• Before the Koch Brothers invented CO2, the weather was always perfect
• Republican CO2 is bad. CO2 is less harmful if you feel guilty about it.
• In order to fix the climate, we need Republicans to stop thinking bad thoughts.
• The climate demands monetary sacrifice
• CO2 causes earthquakes
• CO2 is more powerful than hundreds of thousands of nuclear weapons
• The Arctic is nearly ice free
• Polar Bears have already swum just about as far as they can swim before they drown.
• Heartland is evil