Posted on May 27, 2012
- CO2 really messes up the climate
- CO2 makes weather more extreme. It makes droughts wetter and floods drier.
- CO2 loads the dice
- Before the Koch Brothers invented CO2, the weather was always perfect
- Republican CO2 is bad. CO2 is less harmful if you feel guilty about it.
- In order to fix the climate, we need Republicans to stop thinking bad thoughts.
- The climate demands monetary sacrifice
- CO2 causes earthquakes
- CO2 is more powerful than hundreds of thousands of nuclear weapons
- The Arctic is nearly ice free
- Polar Bears have already swum just about as far as they can swim before they drown.
- Heartland is evil